batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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