just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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