this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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