The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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