Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
i've created a new STD.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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