What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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