nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Porn is love you can see.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
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How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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