White coat. Heels.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
This is the high leading the old right now
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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