Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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