They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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