there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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