Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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