Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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