id be glad to
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
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season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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