you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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