Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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