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(906): View more from Michigan

didnt we say no more talking to eachother

(906): View more from Michigan

it will help you get over me i promise

(414): View more from Wisconsin

im horny

(906): View more from Michigan

ok i will unlock the door

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(407): View more from Florida

Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.

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(+32): View more from Belgium

You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.

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