I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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