I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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