maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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