the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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