he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now