dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i barfeds in our rink
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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