he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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