i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Randomize
