Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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