Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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