Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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