I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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