There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
We're too hungover to prance.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize