I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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