I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
where are you?
Hypothermia
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i am craving dick and cupcakes
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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