Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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