you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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