porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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