omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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