so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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