Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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