I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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