Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
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