True or false: I did not bring home a 28 year old last night.
True? Did she teach you things?
She taught me the meaning of awkward goodbyes at 530 am.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
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We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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