That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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