Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
i just had sex bonerless
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
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wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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