Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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