Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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