he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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