I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You've changed since you got that strap on
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
