epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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