You made me cry and you don't even care
Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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