I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
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Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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