There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Who died my cat blue again?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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