Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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