I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
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He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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