It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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