Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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