we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Randomize
