At least make sure they are 18
Why
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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