New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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