I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Just pee around me
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
