he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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